I can't cook, and I'm always on the run, so I survive on fast food and coffee. So how,do I stay in shape, you ask. Easy! Running after, fighting, and burying monsters is great cardio.
Not to mention that my life, or continuation of it, is at best uncertain. My death expectancy is high, by virtue of living in Manhattan. Chasing monsters doesn't exactly improve my odds. Why skimp on the donuts if I could be corpsified before lunch?
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