Normal

Ever since I was little, I wanted to be two things.

I wanted to be a monster hunter. I wanted to be normal.

Sounds dumb, right?  I mean, there is no such thing as a normal monster hunter, right?

I'd settle for just one part of my life being normal. Being average. So when I found a normal guy, is it any wonder that I was drawn to him?  Some of my friends think that I settled, but they're wrong. I'm happy.  He's happy. Together, we're as close to normal as I'm ever going to get.

Unsettled

I have one of those funny unsettled feelings that something very bad is about to...hold on, someone is knocking on my door. Brb.

when is a paintball not a paintball

I don't believe in love at first sight

But if I did, I would have to thank a tracker dart disguised as a paintball for introducing me to two of the most fabulous human beings on the planet.